Now that nuclear
proliferation has once again crept into our lives it brings to mind the 1950’s,
when we were taught in elementary school, in case of a nuclear attack, to duck
under our desks and cover our heads. This we were assured, by Bert the turtle,
would certainly protect us from Armageddon and in case of a nuclear blast we
would live to tell about it. Hard to believe, but that was the syllabus back
then. Just click here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqXu-5jw60
to watch the
riveting 1951 production of Duck and
Cover.
Obviously, we
now know that the only real protection against radiation (and Kryptonite too, I
think) is lead. So I’ve decided to use a crowdfunding source like Kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/ to create
a lead countertop business. When the bombs start to fall, just empty your
cupboards and climb in. You’ll be safe and sound when all your neighbors are
fried to a crisp.
It’s not so
outrageous. Back in the 1880’s and 90’s, zinc was all the rage for counters. I
visited the mansions in Newport
last fall (and by examining the kitchens was able to write off the whole trip).
Each palatial home had a zinc counter in the kitchen. But in time zinc lost out
to stainless steel; stainless to granite; and now quartz composite is the
latest fad. Concrete rears its ugly head every once in a while, but who wants
to prepare food on a sidewalk?
Each material has its own benefits but quartz is the
zinc of the 21st century. Sold under the trade names of Cambria, Viatera, Caesarstone, etc., quartz is the second
most abundant mineral on earth, and is a basic component of granite. In a
typical quartz countertop, the raw quartz is crushed and combined with
pigments, to give it color, and resins (sticky stuff), to hold it together. The
resulting process creates one of the most durable countertop surfaces on the
market today. It is harder than granite, more scratch resistant and non-porous.
For the geologists who follow the K&B Insider, quartz ranks #7 on the Mohs
hardness scale (whatever that is) and only diamonds, sapphires and topaz are
harder. But it still doesn’t block radiation as well as lead.
The fact that quartz counters are non-porous makes
them considerably more stain resistant than granite and safer in terms of
bacteria growth. They require very little care, and perhaps that is why they
are so popular today.
But don’t rule granite out yet. Considered by many as
the most beautiful surface available, granite has movement! Movement is the
suggestion of motion in the elements making up the finished surface. The swirls
and patterns created by nature cannot be completely duplicated in engineered
stone, however some of the new quartz composites are approximating this
attribute. If you exercise a little care with granite, you can avoid staining
and scratches. Granite should be sealed when it is installed and at least once
a year afterwards.
The cost of the average granite slab is pretty stable;
however, granite prices are dependent on the rarity of the color and the
hardness of the stone and as quartz becomes more popular, its price is going
up.
If you’re not ready to duck and cover under the
protection of your new lead countertop, and your not concerned about outliving
your neighbors, quartz and granite are probably the way go to. Take your time
when making your choice and examine all the options that are available,
selecting the one that best suits your lifestyle and the current political
climate.
This has been a public service message.
