It appears that I have reached the point in life
where I have difficulty accepting the premise that when something sounds too
good to be true it almost certainly is too good to be true. Or, perhaps its not
age related but ingrained in our DNA; we want more for less, something for
nothing, always searching for the deal of the century.
Every day I find myself bombarded with countless
ads and emails offering everything from handy gadgets (that I am assured I
cannot live without) to fabulous furniture to complete new kitchens or
bathrooms, all at ridiculously low prices. As hard as I try to avoid even
glancing at these limitless offerings my fingers pay no attention to my brain.
Taking on a life of their own, they click to open every offer that has managed
to avoid my spam or junk mail rules and regulations. And each time I succumb to
the lure of the must have LED flashlight with built in can opener, that’s
“cheap at half the price”, I am disappointed yet again. What’s wrong with me?
I saw a young woman on TV who totaled her car,
which she had named BRAD (while insured by a company that we should switch to
immediately). I think she took her settlement and created a web-site named
after her car that offers terrific DEALS, but only if you act very
quickly. Most of this stuff is too good to be true, or too cheap to be good.
But that didn’t stop me. I purchased a set of outdoor furniture (some assembly
required); six chairs and two foot rests, guaranteed not to rust for a year.
I’m too embarrassed to reveal how low the price was. It took two full days to
assemble, after a two week wait for
the missing parts to be shipped from California.
The rust started 31 days after initial delivery. Company policy: 30 day return.
Informed I was out of luck for return, but since the warranty was good for a
year, I could ship the assembled chairs back to California (small print: at my own expense) to get a replacement. After
calculating that shipping the assembled chairs would cost five times the
initial cost of the product, I have decided to live with the rust.
But did this experience teach me anything?
Apparently not much, although my resistance to these hard to believe offers is
gradually building. And, speaking of building, the same holds true with
remodeling. Ads for incredibly low priced cabinets and countertops are
springing up all over. Often the cabinetry and counters are imported from
overseas, in countries where they have no scruples or standards. We have no way
of knowing what harmful chemicals are in these products and what dangerous
gases will permeate our home environment once they are installed. But by then,
it’s too late, the damage is done, and we’re pushing up daisies (that never
grew because we ordered them from a cheap mail order catalog).
There is a range of legitimate prices for any
product or project, but beware of the preposterous deals that don’t sound
plausible. Every time I’ve succumbed to the deal of the century, be it for a
lawn chair or a new computer program that will fix everything, I’ve regretted
it. As attractive as low bids are, especially when coupled with big promises,
they should raise a red flag.
Do your research! Check reviews and referrals and
use your common sense! In the case of remodeling, make sure you select a
qualified firm for your project, whose business and financial capabilities,
past performance and reputation guarantee that you will get a job done well,
with products that will perform as promised. I’m not saying that you can’t find
bargains, but remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is, and
you just may end up living with the rust.
